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RCW F.A.Q. |
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Q: WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE THAT RCW HAS EVER MADE?
A: Physco, The Wrecking Course Wrench, Dallas Blazer, Chad, Venis, Billy Jiggelow, Jam Jam Jiggelow, Jiggelow, Chadwick Jones, Wildfire, and Big Fatty.
Q: HOW DID YOU EVER COME UP WITH THE NAME FOR BEEF WORLD ORDER (BWO)?
A: Hey, dumbass.. it is a ripoff of the New World Order, the nWo. Idiot.
Q: WHAT DOES F.A.Q. STAND FOR?
A: Frequently Asked Questions.
Q: WHAT DOES F.A.Q. STAND FOR?
A: Frequently Asked Questions.
Q: WHO REALLY WAS THE VERY FIRST RCW HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION?
A: The very first RCW Heavy Weight Champion was Powerbomb Maximum. He was crowned champion after winning a tournament in late November '98. However, that show only contained the tournament matches, and they were spread out throughout the course of three weeks (1/2 hour shows). Powerbomb Maximum defeated The Wrecking-Ware Fridge (W.W.F.), the father of the late Wrecking Course Wrench (W.c.W), in the final match. W.W.F. defeated The Extra Chin Wonder (E.C.W.) to get to the final round. Other wrestlers in that tournament were, Norman Wallace Otho (n.W.o.), Xavior "Wall" Freeman (X.W.F.), Danny Xiolophone (D.X.), and the "Polish Houdini" Peter Wookie (P.H.P.W.).
Q: WAS BIG GUT SEEN WALKING PAST A GAY BAR?
A: Yes. Big Gut said that the "Stein"ers were gay, and he was asked how he knew. He said he saw them in a gay bar. He was then asked why he was in a gay bar... questioning if Big Gut was gay himself. Big Gut then saved himself by saying that he was "walking past" a gay bar and saw them in the window. Due to heavy study, it has been said now that someone did indeed see Big Gut walking past a gay bar. That man was none other than Krahnic. Now the real question is, "Why was Krahnic looking at a gay bar?".
Q: WHY WAS KRAHNIC LOOKING AT A GAY BAR?
A: I'm not sure.
Q: HOW OFTEN DO THESE QUESTIONS GET ASKED?
A: Quite frequently.
Q: WHY DID BIG SLEDGE LEAVE RCW?
A: Because he went on to bigger and better things. He now flips burgers at "Burger Town" in Southern Louisiana.
Q: HAVE WE EVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT EL GRIO REALLY IS SAYING?
A: Barely. Although, one time it was said that he yelled out "El Banana" during a match when he was about to go for his finishing move. And, he also said Mocha Loco! (translation: Crazy Cappachino)
Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THEME MUSICS HAS BIG GUT USED IN RCW?
A: 13 1/2. The 1/2 was when the CD Player wasn't working so we went to the next track.
Q: WILL HE BE RELEASING HIS VERY OWN COMPACT DISC WITH ALL OF HIS PAST THEMES?
A: He damn well should! Although, it may be a double disc.
Q: WHERE IS B. AMADEUS KINGSTER ORIGINALLY FROM? PENNSYLVANIA OR CANADA?
A: Well, to be honest... he is truly a real Canadian. Only for about 2 seconds though. To make a short story long, his family was on a trip to see a hockey game in Toronto, and on the way home back to the states, Mrs. Kingster was in labor and Mr. Kingster didn't know where the hell he was driving so he couldn't find a hospital. By the time little Bert was born, he was on Canadian territory, but then entered the United States. Although, it had to be more than 2 seconds because they went through a border check before entering the U.S. to make sure nothing illegal was entering the states. It ended up being a few hours because Mr. Kingster was caught with a duffle bag full of stolen hockey pucks from the Maple Leaf game they attended. Other merchandise was reported "stolen" at the arena so a full cavity search was given to all members of the Kingster family, including Sally Kingster, Sammy Kingster, Suzie Kingster, Sonny Kingster, Sandy Kingster, Sofia Kingster, Sonya Kingster, Sally Kingster II, and the new born Bert Kingster.
Q: WHO WAS THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE BEEF WORLD ORDER BESIDES THE LEADER, BURGER KING?
A: Desciple. And, he is indeed the longest reigning member of the ever-so-popular faction.
Q: WHAT BAR DOES BARTENDER ALWAYS GET DRUNK AT?
A: K-Town Saloon in K-Town.
Q: WHO IS THE ARTIST OF BIG FATTY'S ENTRANCE MUSIC?
A: That would be Britney Spears with "Baby One More Time".
Q: ESTA EN SU EN EL LA BISICLETA UNO ES SAI DINCO DEMAYO EN POR FAVOR?
A: Muy bien.
Q: WHO WERE THE MYSTERY MEN FOR VENIS'S ERA AS LEADER OF THE BWO?
A: Two men were introduced at the Extreme Rage after Ragin Revenge as the newest members to Venis' new leadership of the Beef World Order... and they were Lumber King and Confusion. These two men also hold the record for the "least-surprising" surprise members of an organization.
Q: WHO GAVE ONE OF THE "STEIN"ERS THE NAME, "ANTON"?
A: That is a very good question. That was someone who special guest-commentated a match, and I have no idea who the hell he was. All I know, is that he had some releation with "The Whole Franchise" Shane Ranger. Oh wait, now that I think about it, that guy went out with "The Whole Franchise" Shane Ranger's younger brother's older sister, "The Whore Franchise" Sheryl Ranger. The Ranger family originated in Texas, being raised by only their father... Walker.
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