Thursday, January 20th 2005
TT= Tony Tenay
BAK= Bert Amadeus Kingster
BAK: Thank you, Tommy, for allowing this interview to happen.
TT: Um, i-its Tony.
BAK: Oh, well what did I say?
TT: You said Tommy.
BAK: Thats not your name?
TT: No, its Tony.
BAK: Oh, I apologize. Boy is my font red.
TT: Okay, ANYWAYS... how does it feel to be back and involved with Rage Championship Wrestling after over THREE YEARS of absence?
BAK: You know, Tommy, its great. I've never felt better. I am just so glad that this site is still up and running, although I heard that it hasn't been directly linked to the actual site, but linked to what is now called "The Naughty Board".
TT: Yeah, the reason why the site was de-linked, if you will, was because I was constructing a new tribute look for the business, but because I am a lazy sow from time to time, I never got around to it... I have been too caught up with this American Idol program. I got the notion to update the site now with this interview after I finally remembered what the password was to log in. That has been bugging me for years. ANYWAYS, you just mentioned The Naughty Board, which brings me to this question... what are your thoughts on it?
BAK: I knew you were going to bring that up... and not because we talked about you bringing it up right before we started this official interview, but because I am furious because of the content I recently read on there. It seemed as if "Tony Tenay" posted a death announcement of me.
TT: I would like to clear things up... that was NOT me. There is an imposter. Perhaps Big Sledge.
BAK: Yeah, to clear things up... I'm not dead. I'm not.
TT: A few RCW Superstars replied to the death announcement, sharing their thoughts and how saddened they were from the announcement, including a message from the womanchild of the hour, Baby Blue.
BAK: Yes, I was very happy to see that Baby Blue, my wife, posted.
TT: Baby Blue is your wife?
BAK: That is correct.
TT: I never knew that. Um... I am really confused. Why was she so surprised to read the death announcement on the site? Wouldn't she have already known? And if you aren't dead, then why didn't she clear up these false rumors?
BAK: Well, we were seperated at the time... have been for a few years now since she was last seen in RCW with the character that was Venom. We were having a few marriage problems, as any American family would, and me and her and the creative team of RCW decided to have her character turn on me, to help give her a reason to not be in any further storylines. We have talked recently, after she posted her comment on the board... she was trying to contact my phone number, not expecting me to answer, and she was so scared that I did, because she thought I died. She told me about the announcement, so I called the cable company to have them hook up some DSL so that I could log onto the world wide web. I did so, checked the site, and was shocked at what I was reading. I would have replied myself, but I was just so shocked that someone would do such a horrid thing.
TT: We got a little side tracked there, but to my main question... what would you think of a RCW Reunion??
BAK: I think that would be AMAZING! I would do everything in my power to get something set up for this coming summer to bring back all of the RCW Superstars... whether it would be a match, or a special "Where Are They Now?" deal... I think anyway that RCW can come back, it should. I would be all for it.
TT: I am glad to hear that. How would you like to step into that ring for a classic match?
BAK: It would be a dream come true! Well, a dream come true is the fact that Baby Blue and I have become parents... and to clear up EVERYTHING... this is OUR first child. I have 3 kids of my own before Mrs. Baby Blue Kingster. 19 year old Cady, 12 year old Alexandra and 5 year old Dakota... all girls in case you were wondering... because Dakota could be a guy's name too, but I am sure that I have 3 daughters. Me and Mrs. Baby Blue Kingster had a little baby boy... Bert Jr.
TT: I am just so overwhelmed from all of this news! I had no idea! But I must say, we are running out of time, but it has been GREAT catching up with you... really, its such a honor. Knowing that you are not dead is a plus. Hearing about your wife and kids and your new born son, you must really be the luckiest man alive. You and that Ashton Kutcher guy.
BAK: Who?